Dalton: Aunt Tiff, uh, yeah, generally when it is pouring
down rain and you are picking someone up you should not have your doors
locked. Me: Uh, yeah, didn’t know they
were sorry, I swear you will not melt.
Me: Good morning favorite young people, how are we today? Dalton/Kolbie in Unison: FINE. Me: If you could ask a phone any question in
the world, what you would ask it? Dalton:
You really have to ask? Kolbie: You got your IPhone didn’t you? Me: I did, and I love it. No one is getting a Christmas present this
year because I had to spend all my money on myself. SILENCE.
Me: Seriously, though, what would you ask it? SILENCE.
Kolbie: Ask it if its butt is smelly.
Dalton: Kolbie, Jesus. Me: That
is the one question you would ask it?
Kolbie: Ok, ask it if your farts
stink. Dalton: She is sooooo
stupid. Me: Um, no I will not ask it
dumb questions. Me to Siri: Is Kolbie a
bad girl? Siri: Ok, from now on I will
refer to you as “bad girl.” Me: Oh my hell, no, cancel that!
Me: Really Dalton, you can’t think of anything to ask
it? Kolbie: Ask it what is the next
X-Box game to come out that is the only thing he cares about. Me: What will the newest X-Box game to come
out. Siri: Would you like the web
results for X-Box games? Me: Yes. Siri: Here are the web results for X-Box
games. Me: Look Dalton, it took me right
to Game Stop, will that tell us? Dalton:
Uh, yeah, I don’t really care; I have to go the bathroom real bad? Me: Pee or poop? Dalton: Crap, I have to take a crap. Me: Dear God, why didn’t you say so, I would
have driven faster.
Me: Look Dalton, we got here before the buses even let out! Dalton:
Yeah, Love you. OH MY HELL HE SAID IT
BEFORE ME!!!!
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