Me: Good Morning Little People! How are we today? Dalton where the hell is your sister? Dalton: She is coming. I’m good.
Kolbie comes out with the cutest
hat ever!!!! Me: Good morning! Kolbie: Ehhh.
Me: Damn, I wish you would be happy in the morning. Kolbie:
Well it’s not ever going to happen.
Me: Right…that is sad.
Me: Dalton James, guess what your Aunt Dee Dee saw on the
way home from work last night. A Pterodactyl. She hit her brakes and covered my chest in
protection and everything. Dalton: Not
possible. Me: How do you know? Where are you getting your scientific
information? Dalton: Uh, there would be stuff
on the news, and have you heard of any?
It was probably an Eagle. Me:
Well, you should call her and tell her because she swears it was a dinosaur. It had a big wing span. It covered the whole window. Dalton: Scientists did find a dinosaur fossil
somewhere recently with a wing span of 17 feet.
Me: Holy crap that is a big bird.
I think Aunt Dee Dee saw its brother last night. Dalton:
They are extinct, it’s not possible.
Me: Whatever, YOU tell her
that.
Me: If I had to be a dinosaur I would want to be a
Pterodactyl just because it is so fun to say.
What would you be? Dalton: A
megosauraus. Me: I don’t even know what
the heck is. Dalton: Bigger than a
T-Rex. Me: Are you sure, I thought he was the biggest. Dalton: Oh hell no, there are many larger than
him. Like the Brontosaurus. He was longer and had a bigger body (and some other stuff I stopped listening to.)
Kolbie: I want to be that dinosaur that swam in the ocean. Me: What was that called? Kolbie: I have no idea. Me: Whale? Dalton: What kind? Me: I don’t know, I suppose it had some
ridiculous name. Dalton: Whales were
here before dinosaurs? Me: You know this
how, were you there? Dalton: Duh, the
world was covered in water. The dinosaurs came later.
Me: Yeah well I think there are other planets with life on
them. Dalton: Oh hell yes. The galaxy is too big for us to be stupid
enough to think we are the only living creatures in it. Me:
Yeah, like the punk who claims Pluto is not a planet. Dalton: No SHIT! What the hell is it then? An asteroid?
No, it’s not made up of the right material. It’s not a star either. Me: I just don’t know if I should trust you,
since you weren’t there and all, I think you are just making stuff up. Dalton: Uh, don’t you think that is what all
scientists do? Guess? Half the time they
don’t know which way is right or which way is left. Me: Like a weather man… Dalton: Yeah, I think
scientists are probably just weatherman who couldn’t do that job very well.
Me thinking: This is
entirely too much intellectual conversation before I have coffee. Ok well, this has been a fun, learning
ride. Have a great day at school! I love you.
Dalton: Love you. Kolbie: Growling, Love you. Dalton: KOLBIE, be careful getting out of the
car, it’s very slick. Me thinking: Oh my God he does love his
sister.
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