I will never...

Today’s writing exercise is to write about 50 things I am never going to do.  Hmmmm.  Interesting.  Because I refuse to say that I will NEVER do something.  How the hell can I possibly know that?  Never say never right?  Well, maybe I misunderstood the assignment because after I sat down to think about it, there are some things that I will never do.  But it is not as easy as you may think. 

The first one came to mind really fast.  But only because I the first couple things I thought about, may indeed happen in my lifetime, so who knows.  I have no idea if I can hit 50, but I will go and see what happens.  Even as I type them, I can hear someone saying, how do you know?  Some of them?  Well, I seriously, dare you to try to do this…

Some of them I had help with from Sister.  See if you can pick which ones she suggested out.

1.       I will never be a grandparent.  Not in the truest sense of the title.  Yes I may still have my own children, but the odds of me doing that and still being alive to see them have children, is very, very unlikely.  Perhaps I will meet and marry someone who already has kids and then they have kids, but I will never be a grandparent through my own child.

2.       I will never water-ski again.  Ever.

3.       I will never turn down a hug.

4.       I will never cure cancer. 

5.       I will never own a McDonalds, Subway or any other franchise.

6.       I will never live in Alaska.

7.       I will never be a school teacher.

8.       I will never be a farmer.

9.       I will never scuba dive.

10.   I will never be an Olympic Athlete.

11.   I will never be the Tour de France winner.

12.   I will never run a marathon or be an Iron-Man.

13.   I will never drive a Semi.

14.   I will never be a tree. 

15.   I will never back up a trailer.

16.   I will never smoke crack, do cocaine, meth, etc.

17.   I will never cheat on my partner.

18.   I will never be the singer at a concert.

19.   I will never own a lizard.

20.   I will never ballet dance.

21.   I will never coach the Chicago Bears.

22.   I will never write a computer program.

23.   I will never stop voicing my opinion.

24.   I will never tattoo a teardrop on my cheek.

25.   I will never be President of the United States.

26.   I will never want bigger boobs.

27.   I will never wear a girdle.

28.   I will never be a Dr.

29.   I will never own a private jet.

30.   I will never stop dreaming (about a perfect world that doesn’t exist.)

31.   I will never sell office supplies out of the back of my CR-V.

32.   I will never start a nuclear war.

33.   I will never stop believing in love.

34.   I will never intentionally hurt a child or an animal.

35.   I will never climb Mount Everest.

36.   I will never win the Nobel Peace Prize.

37.   I will never speak Russian, Portuguese or Chinese Mandarin.

38.   I will never win an Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, etc.

39.   I will never be in a soap opera.

40.   I will never dance at a Strip club.

41.   I will never exhibit at the State Fair.

42.   I will never get a sex change.

43.   I will never paint a masterpiece.

44.   I will never visit Russia.

45.   I will never invent a Social Network.

46.   I will never wish to grow older faster.

47.   I will never be a bully.

48.   I will never hang dry wall.

49.   I will never go to Antarctica.

50.   I will never be a hair stylist.