A much different ride to school today. Kolbie came out with a blue wig and some 80’s
looking attire. When I asked if she was
dressed for the 80’s she said she didn’t know what that was just that it was “way
back day.” This in turn made me feel
really old. She would have made a great
child of the 80’s.
I knew these conversations were valuable, I just didn’t know
they would be a huge part of my Blog…however I think they will be. Today’s conversation…
Me: I hope that is a wig and not your real hair. Kolbie: It is. Me: What are you supposed to be? Kolbie: I don't know, way back. Me: What were you on career day? Kolbie: A ghost hunter. Me: Of course, why not.
Kolbie: Don’t even ask.
School and not school. Me: Ok,
well thank you for making my job easier.
What about you Dalton? Dalton: Me
what? Me: What was your favorite and
least favorite part of your day yesterday?
Dalton: I don’t remember. Me:
Well that is good, than nothing terrible bad happened. Silence…
Dalton: What do you call that ball
that you ask a question and it has a little window with the answer in it? Me: A magic 8 ball, why do you have a
question you need to ask it.
Dalton: No, I just wondered what
it was called. Kolbie: I have a Bratz one, but sometimes the question
doesn’t match the answer you get. Like,
one of the answers is “go girl.” Dalton:
That’s because it’s not a real one, stupid ones don’t count. Me (quickly changing the subject): Hope you
guys want clothes for Christmas. Dalton:
Uh, no. Kolbie: I like clothes. Me: Good, you have everything kids could ever
need. Dalton: No I don’t. I don’t have a semi-automatic air gun. Kolbie: Ohhhh, me either. Me: What the hell is that and what do you do
with it. Dalton: Uh, shoot people. And it leaves marks like this one. (Showing
me a mark on his finger) Me: Why would you want to shoot people? Dalton: Because it’s fun and Ben and Liz have
them. Ben has two pistols, a semi-automatic,
and (more names I will never remember.) Me: Guns are not a safe thing for kids to be
playing with and if it is an air gun how does it leave marks, doesn’t it just
shoot air? Kolbie: Duh, they have
pellets. Dalton: They don’t hurt they
just leave welts, like a paint gun would but not as bad. Plus if I wear this jacket, it’s like
armor. They actually have armor you can
wear too. Me: Wal-Mart I suppose? Kolbie: Nope, I haven’t seen them at Wal-Mart
don’t waste your time going there.
Me: Well I am not going to be
getting anyone a gun and have that responsibility hanging over my head. Have a great day at school, Aunt Tiff
loves. Dalton: We are late again. Me: Uh, really, then why are people just getting
off the bus then and we are only late when we take Aunt Dee Dee. Goodbye now.
Seriously everyone should drive them to school just
once.
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