Do you know where you are going when the end of the world
comes? Do you have a plan? Are you a “prepper?” You know, one of those people that do have a
plan? Well the good news is I am getting
picked up, that is all I can say.
My work schedule changed, so I was no longer able to take
the kids to school…but it’s slow at work now, so I decided to come in a little
later and hence, I can take them…after all school is almost out. The drive went something like this.
Me-GOOD MORNING DALTON!
Did you miss Aunt Tiff?
Dalton-Yeah
Me-No you didn’t
Dalton-Yes, YES I did.
Me-Where is your sister? Is she being a biotch?
Dalton-She’s coming and always.
Me-How many more days of school?
Dalton-mumbling something about last day, and how he is not
going because he can’t put off the trip to Minnesota
Me-With Dad? Boys
fishing trip?
Dalton-And hopefully Nick and Chase
Me to Kolbie-GOOD MORNING SCOOBY! Wahooo car pooling with Aunt Tiff again! How
are you?
Kolbie-hmmmmph, fine
Me-I wish I could go on a fishing trip and catch some big
walleye and eat them right then and there, but there is probably no girls allowed.
Dalton-Kolbie
Me-Kolbie is going?
Dalton-No she is a girl and she is not allowed.
Kolbie-Shut up Dalton
Dalton-You shut up
Me-Kolbie are you ready for school to be out?
Kolbie-yes I hate school
Me-Can you believe Bella is graduating? I cannot believe it. Your brother will be soon too!
Kolbie-I wish I was, everyone in my class is mean, they are
jerks
Me-Have you ever seen Step Brothers?
D/K-Yeah
Me-Just call them boats and hoes
D/K-Giggles K-I love that show!
Me-well you probably should not call them that at school,
but you can sing it in your head
Kolbie-I know every single line in that movie!
Me-IT’S THE FREAKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!
Me-So…did you see the Bald Eagle in Papa’s field
yesterday? It was so pretty and I would
imagine if I got up close to one I would probably crap my pants because they
are so cool and so big.
Giggles…
Me to Dalton-So how is your prepping going?
Dalton-Prepping?
Me-end of the world, zombie apocalypse…
Dalton-I honestly haven’t thought about it much and there
really is no way to prepare for all the different kinds.
Me-like nuclear versus chemical or viral
Dalton-yeah and not all zombies act the same
Me-I don’t care how they act, I want to know who is going to
come get me, I mean where are we going, do we have a plan?
Kolbie-It’s called a car and someone will drive to get you,
probably me.
Dalton-NO Kolbie it will not be you, we cannot have people
driving cars who can’t keep their heads together
Kolbie-Shut up I can too, I will just run them over
Dalton-no, you will not be driving, anything, there will be
plenty of other people who can handle the job
Me-STOP, I just want to know what the hell I am supposed to
do? Who is in charge of me?
Dalton-long pause, drawing pictures in the air, thinking…
Dalton-We will swing by and get you, it’s on the way
Me-On the way to where?
Kolbie-The bunker duh
Me-We have a bunker and I don’t know about it?
Dalton-you know not all zombies eat people, some are
harmless
Me-I am pretty sure I am not going to take the time to
figure it out
Me-Like I imagine it to be just like The Walking Dead
Kolbie-I will have a knife, to stab them in the head
Me-I think you will need a sword
Dalton-we will not be using many guns, we don’t need to
alert others to our location
Me-Yeah and it’s not like we will have an unlimited supply
of ammo, it will be just like The Walking Dead and we will have to travel to
steal more
Dalton-yes that is a very good depiction of the end of the
world, pretty accurate if you ask me
Me-well, let’s be honest, Rick has a lot on his shoulders,
but even he loses his mind sometimes, so maybe we should consider letting
Kolbie drive
Dalton-ummmm no
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