When no one is looking...

We ALL do things when no one is looking.  Every single one of us.  I would say the majority of us walk around naked or sing.  Pick our nose?  Talk to the animals?  Or perhaps the TV?  Dance?  Scratch an itch that would probably not be polite to do in public?  I suppose most of us don’t think about it, because it’s like breathing, some of the things we do when no one is looking.

Next time you are alone, try to remember to see what it is you do.  I think what we do says a lot about our personalities.  For instance, I don’t walk around naked.  EVER.  Not even when I lived in my own home.  Not even when I was physically fit.  I hate being naked.  Other people’s nudity doesn’t bother me, but mine sure does.  And nudity is one of those funny things really.  Some people really don’t give a shit.  Like if I had to live in a nudist colony, well, I just couldn't.

I don’t know what I do when no one is looking…but when I posed this question, I was truly thinking more along the lines of the Blake Shelton song, “Who Are You When I’m not Looking…” the quirky little fun things.  And no, I don’t mean fart out loud, or poop with the bathroom door open…I mean like do you still kneel at your bed to pray…do you make a Mohawk with your hair in the shower…do you have to listen to classical music when you are cooking…that kind of stuff.

I love to sing, I don’t care who is listening.  You just don’t have to worry about me singing naked.