Me: GOOD MORNING LITTLE PEOPLE, I think we should listen to
Christmas songs on the way to school.
Kolbie: Dumb. Dalton: Uh, Aunt Tiff, it is not even Thanksgiving. Me: Dalton, do you realize it will be a week from
tomorrow? Dalton: So?
That means it is still not Thanksgiving today. Me:
Uggh, why does no one want to share in my Christmas spirit? Dalton: Probably because it is not
Christmas. Me: Well, I am going to scan
the radio until I find a station playing it.
If I don’t find one I am stopping the car and we are not moving until we
do. And we all know who in this car does
not like to get to school late. I would
hate for you to have to tell your teachers it was because Aunt Tiff made you
sing Christmas songs…on the side of the road.
Dalton: Especially since it’s not
even Christmas.
(Several minutes later as the radio is scanning…) Me: OH MY HELL, NO ONE IS PLAYING CHRISTMAS
MUSIC. Kolbie: OH that song that was just
on is on my Just Dance game. I want the
new Just Dance game for Christmas. Me:
This has nothing to do with Christmas music, but tell Grandma Rita, she needs
Christmas ideas. Dalton: BECAUSE IT IS
NOT CHRISTMAS, IT IS NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING.
Me: I know DALTON, but do you hear any Thanksgiving music? There is no such thing, it doesn’t even exist. Dalton: Probably because who the hell would
listen to that shit? Me: Oh my hell… Dalton: If you put all the songs that we are
only getting to hear part of though, it would make a cool rock song.
Me(Pulling into school):
That’s it, radio is going off. This
is totally bogus. I will simply sing. “Deck the Halls with boughs of holly fa la la
la la la la la la!" Kolbie: DALTON GET US
OUT OF HERE NOW!
They will sing before Christmas, or I will not even leave the driveway.
No goodbyes or I love you today. L
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